I've just read the strangest review,
Of a play about Nic Ceausescu.
Romanians protested,
The roads got congested,
And then they end up with a coup.
Added: Sun, 19 Jul 2009
My best friend at school was called Phil.
He had a few moments to kill.
So he travelled to Asia,
Just West of Malaysia,
And now he is called "Kim Jong-il."
Added: Mon, 13 Jul 2009
Lockerbie's property prices,
Were rising and causing a crisis.
Then Idi Amin,
Arrived on the scene,
And now there just aren't any houses.
Added: Thu, 09 Jul 2009