There was a young man from Peking,
Who was once crowned Hamburger King.
But because Chairman Mao,
Was allergic to cow,
They banned all his beef from Beijing.
Added: Sat, 14 Feb 2009
On Thursday, I propped up the bar;
This week was the strangest by far.
I crossed swords with a red,
And soon I was dead,
Because I was friends with the Tsar.
Added: Fri, 06 Feb 2009