When I'm repairing my clutch
And the pain gets a little bit much,
I jump in the car,
Put on Earth, Wind and Fire
And pretend I am Starsky and Hutch.
Added: Tue, 29 Sep 2009
I once had a drink with a guy,
The guy from Magnum P.I.
He wiggled his tash,
Whenever he laughed
And it caught all his tears when he cried
Added: Mon, 14 Sep 2009
I've just read the strangest review,
Of a play about Nic Ceausescu.
Romanians protested,
The roads got congested,
And then they end up with a coup.
Added: Sun, 19 Jul 2009
My best friend at school was called Phil.
He had a few moments to kill.
So he travelled to Asia,
Just West of Malaysia,
And now he is called "Kim Jong-il."
Added: Mon, 13 Jul 2009
Lockerbie's property prices,
Were rising and causing a crisis.
Then Idi Amin,
Arrived on the scene,
And now there just aren't any houses.
Added: Thu, 09 Jul 2009
I'm currently growing a beard.
My colleagues all think it's quite weird
But I do it for larks
And to look like Karl Marx,
A Commie I've always revered.
Added: Wed, 18 Mar 2009
I once met a girl called Adele,
Who fell for a man called Fidel,
But once Bay of Pigs,
Did threaten their digs,
The Soviets let loose all hell.
Added: Fri, 06 Mar 2009
There was a young man from Peking,
Who was once crowned Hamburger King.
But because Chairman Mao,
Was allergic to cow,
They banned all his beef from Beijing.
Added: Sat, 14 Feb 2009
On Thursday, I propped up the bar;
This week was the strangest by far.
I crossed swords with a red,
And soon I was dead,
Because I was friends with the Tsar.
Added: Fri, 06 Feb 2009